Once upon a time, there was a very devout and dedicated young Pastor named Joe serving in the local community church. He was also an avid Harley davision Biker. One fine day, the Lord spoke to him and said, "Joe, for your hard work, i would like to reward you. Name me a wish and i shall fulfill it."
Joe replied, "Lord, I have always wanted to bike all the way to Hawaii Islands but its surrounded by seas. I want you to build a highway from my house to Hawaii"
Lord, "But Joe, you know son, building such a mega bridge is not environmentally friendly. It will consume a lot of resources, sweat and toil and make people suffer in the end. Can you propose another wish that will actually edify me?"
Joe thought for a while and said, " Ok Lord, i want you to give me a listening heart, so that i can always hear and peep into every woman's heart to know what the hell they are thinking."
Lord, "Hmm, ok Son, you want a 4 lane, or 5lane bridge?"
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