Do not restrict what Abba can do because he is more capable than you can imagine: You stupid stupid child!

Monday, September 22, 2008

You stupid stupid child!

I was working PM shift today. I reached bedok bus interchange at 1130pm and i saw a memorable sight.


This boy about 5 years old was playing and crawling at the floor. He was doing leopard crawls ;worming in and out of the queue lines railing. Coincidentally, this fat lady was sitting on the railing with her legs etched on the opposite end of the rail bar. The playful boy crawled underneath the fat lady's butt.



To the astonishment of the boy's mum, his mum shouted aloud, "YOU STUPID BOY. WHY DID U GO UNDERNEATH SOMEONE ELSE'S PI GU (meaning Ass). YOU WILL BECOME DUMBER AND DUMBER FROM NOW ON. I HAVE TO DISOWN YOU NOW!!!!"



It was a truly harsh remark. The boy was petrified and he was shocked to tears. He ran to his mum and embraced her. The mum was very pissed and pushed him away. Oh i must stress to you the mum and kid are both PRCs. I knew it from their PRC-ish accent.



The boy was definitely innocent. Im sure he had no idea about all these stupid cultural norms. His mum was certainly and probably justified in making a huge fuss due to the way that she was brought up. All these superstitious and silly myths and cultural folklores ingrained in her since young can make her lose it and be cranky.



I pity both of them. The child for suffering such a tramautic experience where his mum disowned him and the mum getting the realization that her son's future is gone now because he will be stupid forever and forever after today.



Whose fault is this? I shall not elaborate further. If you are smart enough, you will know the answer.

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